drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
3 2 1 whiskey
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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