I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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