did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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