Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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