no. you can't hotbox the world.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
