operation harelip BJ is a go
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
