Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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