"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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