I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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