ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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