i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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