Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
