He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
