school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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