Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
