So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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