party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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