Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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