And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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