I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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