I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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