I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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