Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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