We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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