I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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