mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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