just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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