S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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