True but thats because hes a fetus.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
We have so much sex to catch up on
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
whose parrot is this?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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