Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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