We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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