I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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