So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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