Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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