he wants to bone in the snuggie
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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