chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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