This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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