i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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