I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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