She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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