So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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