At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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