i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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