If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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