he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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