Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You're like the curious george of whores
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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