Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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