Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Randomize
