Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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