I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
