we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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