Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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