Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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