She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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