yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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